(Since I skipped Wednesday, I'm making up for it by doing 2 days today!)
Okay, up until this year, I've been a Capricorn. Which has worked out because I'm pretty much textbook. Now, though, the astronomical community has decided that there are actually 13 signs so they added one on to the end of the year called Ophiucus. Which suddenly makes me a Sagittarius instead.
Which I'm not.